[The camera switches on to reveal two torsos in bad, grainy quality, upon which there's a muttered "Oh. Bugger" and one of the men reaches out and adjusts the camera so that their faces can be seen. It's pretty obviously Moss and Roy. Except that Roy is wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses and trying to look badass and Moss is wearing clip-ons.]

( Cut for ridiculous length and unimpressive antiheroes )